badge in the toilet

i have a new badge for work because my old one started dying last week. it was pathetic watching me slap that thing against the security sensors at the doors hoping it would open the door. i think it's because i've kept it in my back pocket for 3 years. finally i gave up and emailed for a new one. which is all nice and clean and works without the slapping. it also has something to clip to my pants with.

this clip however, is useless. i was in the bathroom and the stupid thing fell into the toilet (before i peed, thank you). gross. luckily no one else was in there to watch me washing the stupid thing off. disgusting. i'm also happy no one was in there to hear me say "oh f--k, really?" after it fell in.

i hope it didn't break. that would be just my luck.

*update*
badge works, no problems. still grossed out.