at home Jet likes to wear one of those face masks that you can't move your face under so she looks like a shiny botox junkie. what do i like to do when she's wearing one of these masks? make her laugh, of course. so i open my bedroom door while she's standing at kitchen sink (my bedroom door is right across from the kitchen) and i say, "i just strip-teased for the cats."
jet growls at me and tries not to laugh, and then i say something else to make her laugh and she runs upstairs snorting. i don't think she could get up there fast enough to get away from me. i almost ran up after her to bring up the short bus conversation we had earlier but decided not to be a jerk. i think she said she has a limited number of masks and i don't want her to waste them. it was tempting though.
the truth is, i was dancing in my room and i might have also did a little strip tease but it wasn't for the cats. i couldn't help myself. the song "we are the people" by empire of the sun is one of my jams right now and it makes me want to do strip-tease moves while i'm changing. don't laugh.
as for the dancing in my room, i always do that. i like to have my own little private dance parties. what. sometimes i dance around the house and sometimes my housemates dance around with me.
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